D. evil

Doctor evil

I am sending you an encoded message

It has to be

1. People would think you probably have diarrhea or something

2. Nobody can interrupt you

3. The fan (if you have one) will drown out your moans

4. You probably have lotion and toilet paper in there

5. You can take a shit or pee after the nut quickly

I'm a choir kid, never been in band, I sit surrounded with band kids, who are my friends

And apparently, an old crush of mine who didn't want to be my friend anymore due to me not remembering the pronouns of her two trans friends (who i have seen like twice in my life and have not seen since) is HEAVILY disliked in band class

She talks shit about me all the time behind my back to people who don't even like her and I've never said a word about how awful she treated me

Feels kinda nice but at the same time I don't want her to be alienated from everyone else.

My mom sucks end of story. :)

I had no prior experience of this, nor did I specifically search how to do it.

I just know

it hurts a lot

The locks and keys of your home will not protect you

It’s that when I want to make a decision I can’t quite come up with a final solution to, I ask the internet to make the decision and then I just end up saying “fuck it” and make the decision myself