Troop 1: KEEP HIM DOWN!
Toast wakes up in a moving van
Toast: Ugh... where am I? Why do I have handcuffs on?
Troop 2: Shut up. You're headin to the H.C.A.
Troop 1: Hey, don't tell him! You ruined the surprise!
Troop 2: Sorry, I suck with spoilers.
Troop 1: Yeah so does the writer of this script.
Toast: What did you do with my friends?
Troop 1: Like hell I'd tell you-
Troop 2: They got away.
Troop 1: WE'RE TRYING TO INVOKE FEAR IN HIM!
Troop 2: Sorry.
They arrive at a giant prison
Warden: Welcome to the H.C.A. Prepare the giant toaster.
Warden: What? Your name is Toast! Heh.
Toast: I really need a new name.
Toast sees a document on the Warden's desk about a ritual and two demons
Toast: Hey... I've seen a similar document before...
Warden: Oh shut up and move along...
Toast walks into the torture room and sees a giant toaster
Warden: And get the giant lump of butter too!
Toast: What a weird way to die.
Toast takes a pin from his pocket and takes off his handcuffs
Warden: Well shit.
Toast punches the Warden and takes his keycard and pistol
Warden: GET HIM-
Toast kills the Warden
Troop 1: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
Toast crawls through the vents
Troop 1: DAMNIT! WE LOST HIM!
Troop 3: So I got all this butter for nothing?
Toast checks the keycard
Toast: Looks like this is a master card. Why would they give an idiot a card like
Toast jumps into the Warden's office and takes all his classified information
Troop 2: HEY, STOP RIGHT THERE!
Toast breaks open the window and escapes
Troop 4: Takes out Sniper rifle He's in my sightline, wait no nevermind that was Tony. Shit I think Tony's dead.
Toast: What are these files about? Is this a prophecy?
Long ago, in a distant land
A murderous beast was devouring the souls of humans
It was destined that in 1000 years, on the year 2021, the beast would reawaken from it's slumber-
Toast finds another file on the Genocide
Toast: This'll tell me what they did that day.
TO BE CONTINUED