People use her breath as pepper spray
Your mom is so punctual, she showed up to her own funeral early.
Your mom is so fat, she has more folds than an origami accordion
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Your mom is so ugly, she made the man in the mirror from shrek commit suicide
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
What do you think?