Oi Nitro, I wanted to tell you this, but (I presume, at least) you went and locked the post and got me blocked.
"Bruh quit bringing up toast. How many god damn times must I tell you Toast and I are cool now. We both declined each other's apologies and called it there. Also, this is far far far from a Toast situation. This actually has serious legal weight behind it, because of him throwing out an allegation of Pizza being a pedophile. I'm defending a person's literal honor right now. I may not have good moral compass, but I fight vigilante style. I break the law to fight the lawbreakers. Also, fun fact, false claims in a legal setting can actually backfire ONTO THE PERSON WHO GAVE THE FALSE CLAIM. So yeah, I'm technically also saving the hide of ignored dumbass."