Python: So if 63 to the power of 47 is X, what would X be? I might have to get a math expert to help me on these blueprints.
Trollface: Yes, you will.
Python: Who said that?
Trollface: We do a little trollin. Eats Python Alive
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Toast: Has anyone seen Python? I haven't seen him in a few days, and I'm getting concerned.
Calamity: Probably off doing nerd shit.
Funny: Last time I saw him, he was working on a machine that could bri-
Calamity: Shut the fuck up Funny, nobody wants to hear about your nerd shit.
Nitro looks at the wanted board
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Nitro: Trollface is still on the loose, huh.
Calamity: Yep.
Nitro: You aren't gonna do anything about it, huh?
Calamity: Don't care.
Nitro: Fine. Nitro picks up his sniper rifle If nobody else will handle this, I will.
Toast: Consider letting me tag along.
Nitro: Great, hop into the truck.
Nitro heads to trollface's last location
Nitro: According to the local police station database, a 63 year old woman was walking her dog when she saw Trollface dumping something into a dumpster. She snuck away at sight of Trollface.
Toast: You're going to be the one searching the dumpster. Not me.
Nitro: Bet.
Toast: Fine. Rock paper scissors will decide it.
Nitro throws rock as Toast throws paper
Toast: Like I said, you're searching the dumpster.
Nitro: Oh fuck you. Opens the dumpster and finds a rotten corpse
Toast: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-
Nitro: Fucking jesus christ. The corpse is so rotten we're gonna need a DNA analysis on it.
They had back to base
Funny: After some DNA analysis, I've concluded that this is indeed Python's corpse.
Calamity: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!?
Funny: This means... Trollface is hunting us.
Toast: So what do we do?
Funny: Before Python died, he was working on a machine capable of bringing the dead back to life. If I can finish the blueprints I can make the machine. Problem is, he understands medical tech better than I ever could.
Calamity: Well, make do with what you do know.
BroserHD: I don't fear trollface! He is a coward!
Raket walks into the room
Raket: I suggest you don't speak low of Trollface, chances are he'll hear it and target you.
BroserHD: Where have you been for the past few episodes?
Raket: Well I was... ok I was writing hentai and jacking off. But that's not what's important. We need to kill Trollface before he kills us. But how do we do kill an immortal being?
Toast: We don't. We trap him somewhere he can't escape from.
You can hear the screams of Halogen in the other room
BroserHD: It's coming from the cell!
Toast walks into the room to see Halogen on the floor, dead, and Trollface letting OOF free from his cell.
Toast: Uh guys, we have a problem.
TO BE CONTINUED
