Calamity: Agh! What the fuck?
Inc1ted: Calamity, it's Inc1ted. Tell me you got the evidence for Kidgold's arrest.
Calamity: Yeah sure.
Inc1ted: And Kidgold admitted to everything?
Calamity: Ehh... *basically* he did.
Inc1ted: Calamity I'm here right now.
Calamity: Well that's a funny story...
Me: HELLO INC1TED! WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF KIDGOLD'S MENTAL STATE AND SCREENSHOTTED THE EVIDENCE!
Inc1ted: Not exactly, Ze. Kidgold was trying to do absurd shit for attention, so his mental state is probably fine. Look, just turn the evidence over to the authorities ok? Have a good weekend guys.
Me: Goodbye Inc1ted, I am leaving the van now.
Calamity: Bye bye. Ok then. Oh uh hey, Inc1ted, before you go. Ahh-
Inc1ted: Oh! Got to go!
Toast: Trying to troll that dial tone again I see?
Calamity: Oh go to hell Toast. Who the fuck stole your Toast anyway- actually wait no.
Calamity: Hey, Python and Funny! Anyone shat in your cereal this morning? *Throws keys at them but they don't catch it*
Calamity: Nice catch...
Funny: Yeah... listen now, we've been running some experiments with the teleporter and we thought you might've wanted to see this.
Calamity: Wow, that's cool, you can teleport bread. Well uh, is WhatsThis back with the Penguins yet because I really need to necropost-
*Python breaks open the bread to reveal green fleshy tumors*
Calamity: WOW! OK... What is that?
*BroserHD looks at his sandwich*
Funny: You know what this means right?
Me: THAT MEANS WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE! *Grabs Calamity and is about to punch him*
Funny: Woah woah, not exactly Ze. You can teleport as much bread as you like. That goes for all of ya. If there's something any of you wanted to do before you...Well. Died. Now would be a good time.
Toast: How long before these tumors kill us?
Python: Well, let's see. We all use the teleporter, let's say six times a day... Times four years. Minus...we're not bread. Hmm. We have exactly three days to live!
*WhatsThis comes out of the teleporter holding a Penguin*
WhatsThis: I got you the penguin. Why is everyone silent?
Toast: This is a bucket.
Me: Dear god.
Toast: There's more.
Toast: It contains the memes of every man here. Calamity, you did collect everyone's memes did you?
Calamity: Sure did.
Toast: Our first meme is Calamity's. He's drawn Kidgold watching Sakuya hentai. There's something radiating off of him.
Calamity: It's stink lines. Because he stinks.
Toast: He's drawn Kidgold having sexual conduct with a Sakuya body pillow. A Sakuya body pillow having sexual conduct with Kidgold. Both of them sitting on a bench, Kidgold is crying, and the body pillow has stink lines coming off it- DID ANYONE OTHER THAN CALAMITY PUT A MEME INTO THE BUCKET!?
Toast: Great. This was a total waste of my time.
Me: You did not read mine.
Toast: Is it a meme about wanting the bucket-
Toast: *Hands me the bucket* See you all in hell!
*Python and Funny walk into the room*
Python: After some tests, we concluded that tumors are only in the bread.
Funny: Not even tumors! It's some sort of self aware beauty mark!
Python: So we're fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread!
Me: I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!
*A bread monster breaks the walls as Calamity falls into the backyard of the building. The other wiki members rush in*
Funny: Hey bread monster!
*The bread monster turns to Funny*
Funny: Engineer Gaming!
*Engineer Gaming music plays as Nitro shoots a tentacle off the bread monster, as Raket lights the monster on fire*
Calamity: We do a little trollin. *Draws a picture of a troll face and shoves it down the Monster's throat*
Nitro: CAN SOMEONE ACTUALLY BE FUCKING SERIOUS AND KILL THE DAMN MONSTER?
*BroserHD holding a sandwich* I AM!
Nitro: You aren't even in the story.
Spakster: I know. And I don't care.
*WhatsThis throws a bomb at the bread monster, blowing it up*
Calamity: Wait wait wait, so this was supposed to be a parody, But the writer of this shitty script gave up and just edited the script to make it shorter?
Calamity: And we also ran out of budget so this is where the story ends?
Calamity: I SWEAR TO GOD-
*Story ends as a troll face pops up*