Calamity is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my record. That's right, he whipped his proof out as said it was "2 minutes to the top of hot" and I said that's fucking disgusting. So I'm making a post on fandom.com. Calamity, you have a small dick, it's the size of this peanut except waaaaaaaaay smaller, now here's my dick! *cool explosion sounds B))))))))))))*. That's right baby! No admin, no gold star, all hentæ! It's like looking at at 2 balls and a bong. Now guess what you pissed on my record now I'm doing something back! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON, TAKE THIS! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!!! Except I'm not pissing on the earth, oh no, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CALAMITY! I PISSED ON THE MOON! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the Earth and you all fucking die, now get out of my sight before I piss on you.